[23:39:58] @ BlueKat12 : Dude I am SOOO going to make an event out of that
[23:40:20] MexterInfinite joined the chat on Sat 29 Jun 2013 - 23:40
[23:40:25] @ Nocive : DANG WOMAN BE ASKIN FOR IT
[23:40:27] @ BlueKat12 : 1 post, 1000 words, about throwing a pokeball, no getting off topic, and you get a freaking legendary
[23:40:31] MexterInfinite : i've no clue why I logged off..
[23:40:36] @ Nocive : TIME TO INCLUDE MATH
[23:40:43] Jikumo : "The herdier's intense look burrowed into my soul as the ball left my sweating fingertips, and the spherical capsule flew quickly through the frigid air."
[23:40:47] @ Nocive : I'll need to contact my teachers
[23:41:07] @ Nocive : "MISS, I'D LIKE TO ASK FOR THE EXACT CALCULATIONS OF A POKEBALL BEING THROWN."
[23:41:17] @ Nocive : "WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME AT 3 AM"
[23:41:17] Jikumo : LAWL
[23:41:20] @ Nocive : "SHOOSH."
[23:41:26] @ BlueKat12 : omfg xD
[23:41:29] Jikumo : "Thats.....a good subject."
[23:41:42] Jikumo : If math was pokemon, I'd be WAAAY more interested.
[23:42:03] @ Nocive : Wtf Lol like
[23:42:12] @ Nocive : POKEMON WORLD AU: MATH!
[23:42:28] @ Nocive : In order to throw pokeballs, call out attacks, walk, BREATH, YOU MUST USE MATH.
[23:42:37] MexterInfinite : -reads above- Not even gonna comment...
[23:42:38] MexterInfinite is away
[23:42:40] @ Nocive : DON'T WORRY YOUR POKEDEX NOW COMES WITH A CALCULATOR.
[23:42:49] @ Nocive : ONLY A CALCULATOR.
[23:42:52] Jikumo : Mad Mex? :3
[23:42:53] @ Nocive : AHAHAHAHAHA
[23:43:01] @ BlueKat12 : LOL
[23:43:03] Jikumo : Omg
[23:43:06] Jikumo : I had a calculator
[23:43:12] Jikumo : that looked like a pokedex
[23:43:24] @ Nocive : "GOSHDARNIT I FORGOT TO CARRY THE 4"
[23:43:30] @ Nocive : I'm jelly xD
[23:43:34] Jikumo : Noci FAINTED
[23:43:42] @ Nocive : WHITED OUT
[23:43:51] @ Nocive : NOW TIME TO CALCULATE YOUR EXACT SPAWN POINT
[23:43:55] @ Nocive : FUUUUUUUUUUUU
[23:44:00] Jikumo : XDDDD
[23:44:12] @ BlueKat12 : I wonder if someone would try to describe EXACT movements by trying to use similes....SIMILES AND METAPHORS EVERYWHERE
[23:44:36] @ Nocive : KAT YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT WILL HAPPEN
[23:44:38] @ BlueKat12 : "My arm moved...moved as fast as a raging river in july filled with salmon..."
[23:44:52] @ Nocive : I AM SO DONE.
[23:45:22] Jikumo : XD
[23:45:47] @ BlueKat12 : "The pokemon was sucked in...sucked in like a vacuum sucking up dust bunnies that had lived on the floor for ages of an abandoned house"
[23:45:55] MexterInfinite : SO I have a proposition
[23:46:02] MexterInfinite : Actually no
[23:46:09] Jikumo : SO I don't wanna even
[23:46:11] MexterInfinite : Just a question
[23:46:36] @ Nocive : "The pokeball, while airborne, flew across the air with the mysterious grace of the dark side of the moon."
[23:46:45] MexterInfinite : What if right now, I actually did start to go and make a 1000 word pokeball catching post.
[23:46:54] @ BlueKat12 : No
[23:46:57] Jikumo : You'd most likely give up
[23:47:02] MexterInfinite : What would I get?
[23:47:07] MexterInfinite : I would most likely
[23:47:15] @ Nocive : You'd get burnt fingers.
[23:47:23] @ BlueKat12 : Because we're going to make an event out of it once we come up with a more reasonable prize even if we DO do it.
[23:47:34] @ Nocive : And lots of regrets. ;3
[23:48:02] @ Nocive : PRIZE: AN ALL-NEW POKEMON
[23:48:04] @ Nocive : That pokemon?
[23:48:07] @ Nocive : A FLYING BAGEL.
[23:48:08] MexterInfinite : I got this....
[23:48:25] MexterInfinite is away : To type!
[23:48:26] @ BlueKat12 : OMFG NOCI
[23:48:27] @ Nocive : Learnsets: Splash, Splash, Splash, Sprinkle Splash
[23:48:39] Jikumo : ...well that's going to be terrible for him.
[23:48:50] @ Nocive : Ability: Explodes the moment you call, look, or even smell it
[23:48:55] Jikumo : Kat, you should never use the pokeball idea, just so he explodes in anger |D
[23:48:58] @ BlueKat12 : Sprinkle Splash Description: Causes pokemon to die with no other effects
[23:49:30] @ Nocive : Ability: It also kills off all your characters and destroys your poke count
[23:49:38] Jikumo : XD
[23:49:42] @ Nocive : AWWW YEAAAA BEST POKEMON
[23:50:04] Jikumo : Go flying bage- AHGAHHAHAAH!!!!!!!! -dead-
[23:50:17] @ BlueKat12 : LOLOLOLOLOL
[23:50:31] @ Nocive : R.I.P - At least he had a bagel. HAD.
[23:50:51] Jikumo : XD
[23:51:27] @ BlueKat12 : omfgggg xD
[23:51:43] @ Nocive : This is the best plan ever guys
[23:52:53] Jikumo : Fahk yeah.
[23:52:57] Jikumo : Someone patent this
[23:52:57] @ BlueKat12 : New Contest: Write a 5000 word post on Eating a cake
[23:53:04] Jikumo : Don't want nintendo stealing it |D
[23:53:09] Jikumo : Omg yus
[23:53:18] Jikumo : you don't even know
[23:53:27] Jikumo : How much I could do with that
[23:53:45] @ BlueKat12 : I wonder if someone would make a like 4500 words be listing off types of cakes xD
[23:54:09] Jikumo : Yeah but it's on EATING a cake
[23:54:42] @ BlueKat12 : THEY WOULD TRY
[23:54:54] Jikumo : But they would fail :3
[23:55:06] @ Nocive : "the frosting was heavenly. It was like that one vacation in July, where Mary Anne and I had our first anniversary. But... that memory is long gone now. Just a memory. And now, I am left with a mere cake. But I suppose, it's alright. I have my cake, my memories, and the last shreds of my happiness that I will soon swallow as I raise my fork once more. And then, as I was about to take yet another blissful bite of my hopes and dreams... EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED."
[23:55:39] Jikumo : XDDDD
[23:55:41] @ BlueKat12 : Dude what if-OMFG I CAN'T EVEN-
[23:55:56] * Nocive DYING.
[23:56:26] @ BlueKat12 : MY MOM JUST CAME IN HERE ASKING WHY I WAS CRYING4
[23:56:38] Jikumo : XDDDD
[23:56:51] @ Nocive : HALP
[23:56:51] @ Nocive : CAN'T BREATHE
[23:57:10] * Jikumo gives Noci the breath of life
[23:57:17] @ BlueKat12 : As I was saying, What if we made contests about mythology of pokemon?
[23:57:25] Jikumo : ...
[23:57:26] MexterInfinite has been disconnected on Sat 29 Jun 2013 - 23:57 (session timeout)
[23:57:28] Jikumo : Kat
[23:57:30] * Nocive self destructs once more due to laughter
[23:57:36] Jikumo : I...I think you just...broke my life.
[23:57:38] @ Nocive : That'd be a pretty cool idea!
[23:57:51] @ BlueKat12 : Like "Create a myth on how Arceus was born" or "Create a myth on how the pokeball was invented"
[23:57:55] Jikumo : Mythology and pokemon are my TWO FAHKING FAVORITE GODDAMN THINGS!!!!!
[23:58:07] @ Nocive : AW YIS BURN FINGERS LET'S GO GUYS
[23:58:26] @ BlueKat12 : And whoever gets the top voted story gets a prize
[23:58:35] * Nocive throws votes everywhere
[23:58:36] Jikumo : Omfg
[23:58:45] * Jikumo isn't creative enough for that XD
[23:58:53] Jikumo : I'll try though
[23:59:13] @ BlueKat12 : Omfg I'm bringing this to the staff section
[23:59:46] @ Nocive : I'm still dying over the damn CAKE
[23:59:50] @ Nocive : SAGasglkndf HAHAHAHAHAHA
[00:00:17] Jikumo : XD
[00:00:37] @ BlueKat12 : "The Fire nation BURNED my cake! I tried to use a burn heal but it just didn't work! I was devastated, my cake...GONE."
[00:00:44] @ Nocive : Yes, I am that lame as to laugh for so long over my own joke.
[00:00:46] @ Nocive : BITE ME.
[00:00:52] @ Nocive : FFFFFFFKHASHASHAHAHAHAHAHA
[00:01:02] Jikumo :
[00:02:23] @ Nocive : "I was now left with nothing. And as I stood there, staring at the charred platter of which once held my final pastry, I only had one thing left on my mind. "...Joshua, I'm sorry." ...I should have poisoned her sandwich.
[00:03:17] @ Nocive : ....WELP. AND SO BEGINS THE CAKE TRILOGY OF JOSHUA THE AVENGER.
[00:03:24] Jikumo : XD
[00:03:38] @ Nocive : YEP, NOCI SO DONE.
[00:04:00] @ Nocive : Lol BRB need to do some chore stuffs
[00:04:05] Jikumo : ok
[00:04:18] @ BlueKat12 : "I turned to the Fire Overlord, who cackled as he was devouring a cake of his own. I knew what I must do...I'll take his potato cake....AND EAT IT!"
[00:04:53] Jikumo : POTATO CAKE!? XD
[00:04:59] @ Nocive : THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH US IF WE CAN DRAG A CAKE JOKE THIS FAR
[00:05:13] @ Nocive : WHEN I GET BACK I EXPECT REHABS.
[00:05:37] @ BlueKat12 : POTATO FREAKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
[00:06:01] Jikumo : OMG
[00:06:04] Jikumo : KAT
[00:06:10] Jikumo : WE SHOULD MAKE A MINECRAFT MOD FOR IT
[00:06:14] @ BlueKat12 : WAT
[00:06:22] @ BlueKat12 : IDK HOW TO MAKE A MOD
[00:06:22] Jikumo : POTATO CAKE
[00:06:27] Jikumo : MY FRIEND DOES
[00:06:38] Jikumo : HES MAKING A SWORD ART ONLINE MOD
[00:07:01] @ Nocive : ..Wait a minute did we just write Ozai's hidden backstory?
[00:07:10] @ Nocive : WTF
[00:07:21] Jikumo : ....GT-like BACKSTORY GO!
[00:07:27] @ BlueKat12 : ASK HIM TO PUT POTATO CAKE IN IT AND YES WE JUST DID NOCI
[00:07:36] @ Nocive : FFFF xDDDD
[00:07:40] Jikumo : XD
[00:07:59] @ Nocive : OKAY I GO FOR REALSIES NOW HAVE FUN KIDS MAKE SURE TO TAKE OVER A NATION FOR THE SAKE OF CAKE VENGEANCE
[00:08:09] Jikumo : YUS
[00:08:23] Nocive is away
[00:10:21] @ BlueKat12 : "I rushed towards him, my eyes on the prize and his mouth full of that cake...I wanted that cake...I wanted him to feel the pain I felt when he destroyed my cake, but One does not simply eat the Fire Lord's Potato cake..
[00:10:36] @ BlueKat12 : and kk
[00:11:38] MexterInfinite joined the chat on Sun 30 Jun 2013 - 0:11
[00:11:53] MexterInfinite : 262 words into the 1000 word paragrapgh
[00:11:59] MexterInfinite : paragrapgh
[00:12:05] @ BlueKat12 : Why are you doing this again?
[00:12:09] MexterInfinite : Why are you in there G?
[00:12:18] MexterInfinite : Doing what again?
[00:12:45] @ BlueKat12 : trying to make a 1000 word post about throwing a pokeball?
[00:13:09] MexterInfinite : The paragraph? Because I feel it will increase creativity and this is all a decoy to get me to try.
[00:13:19] @ BlueKat12 : Ah
[00:13:20] @ BlueKat12 : kk
[00:13:35] @ BlueKat12 : continuing with the story:
[00:14:39] @ BlueKat12 : "He used the very same melted platter of where my cake I had been eating once stood...i can remember the delicious looking frosting. It was so white, and the cake so pink. It reminded me of Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony FriendShip is magic.
[00:15:31] Jikumo : back